i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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