just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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