The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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