508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I think pants incapable of making pants work
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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