Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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