some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Pappa wants mamma naked
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think people are normalizing furries
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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