I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Randomize
