Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I want a musical about memes.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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