I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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