dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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