Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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