I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
True strength comes from lack of pants
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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