New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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