Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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