i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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