Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I have post one night stand depression
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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