i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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