what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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