I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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