She's JV to your varsity
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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