i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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