NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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