I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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