so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I am available for nakedness
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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