Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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