She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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