I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
we have officially lost it.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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