Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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