can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
40s are totally the cure
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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