Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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