i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
All the doctor said was why
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