I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
