it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Boobs are out for the taking
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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