i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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