Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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