omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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