six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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