I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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