why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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