Its about making memories worth repressing
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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