i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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