you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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