We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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