i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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