arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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