i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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