All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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