how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
