So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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