you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i think my cat just said my name.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
