pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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