Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
