Don't you send me to vm
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
